Wednesday, 20 September 2006
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Announcing: The Chick Magnet!
***This is for real guys, You can really order this, You can really email this email address... it seems too good to be true, but it is true!***Come one, Come all! The best day of your life is here!
We would like to introduce you to.... yourself!
That's right, how long has it been since you really knew how you were doing? Not that busy you that only has time to eat dinner while on a business conference call in the car on the way to yoga practice - but the real you, the one that you have hidden down deep in the crevices and corners of your heart? That you is crying for some attention, for someone to listen, right? That you wants to meet the world, and we have a fun, easy, and painless way for you to give that little guy inside some breathing room...Get in touch with your emotions with
THE CHICK MAGNET©Put the The Chick Magnet© on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any metal surface; and use your custom ESP (electromagnetic selector piece) to highlight your emotion. Show the world, and especially your kitchen how you really feel!
Use the Chick Magnet© to:
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Keep tabs on your roommates' or family members' emotions by watching where they place their ESPs.
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Avoid unnecessary fights with your significant other by being aware of how she truly feels!
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Conversation starter at awkward parties
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Send hidden overanalyze-able messages to crushes/significant others
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Hang one up at work to let your coworkers know how you really feel
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Make cooking, working, or anything that has a metal surface near by a little more fun
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Much Much More!

(Pictured above: 10x11 Chick Magnet©)But Wait There's More!
Your ESP can be customized with a caption of your choice (up to 14 characters)! Common captions include "Today I feel" or "[Your Name] Feels" but you can have it say whatever you want (as long as its shorter than 14 characters). You can also pick any color of the rainbow (but we would discourage lime green - it does not work well with the model's skin tone - we'll do it for ya but don't say we didn't warn you)
(Pictured above: Purple ESP with standard "Today I Feel" caption)Order yours today!!
Three great sizes to choose from:
(all Chick Magnets© are professional photo quality prints; only the ESP is magnetic you will have to use your own magnets or adhesive to keep the Chick Magnet© base piece on your fridge)- 5x7 - Only $2.49
- 16 emotions portrayed by Jules in full color
- 1 ESP with custom caption (up to 14 characters) and your choice of color
- 6x10 - Only $5.99
- 30 emotions portrayed by Jules in full color
- 2 ESPs each with its own custom caption (up to 14 characters) and your choice of colors
- 10x11 - Only $10.99 ** BEST VALUE**
- 63 emotions portrayed by Jules in full color!
- 4 ESPs each with its own custom caption (up to 14 characters) and your choice of colors
- Extra ESPs can be ordered for 25¢ each.
** If I know you and/or you live in Santa Barbara shipping is included otherwise I'll let you know
To place an order email ChickMagnetINC@gmail.com or leave as a comment.Be in touch with your emotions the fun way!
Order your Chick Magnet© today!
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She's serious, guys! Jump on this offer while you still can!